Candy-monster

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.

sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.

by mindyola October 13, 2010

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020

Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

Henny monster

A name for the violence the comes out of people when they drink Hennessy.

It’s his third shot of Hennessy, the henny monster is coming out!

He’s possessed by the henny monster.

by Hog-rider March 22, 2023

Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it

Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster

by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019

Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.

The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010