Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner

Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey

by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018

Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 01, 2018

fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

by Thomas Jeavons February 21, 2008

Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.

Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.

by Lii’sBathSalts May 16, 2020

Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

by Nicky J! April 24, 2009

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 13, 2017

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017