crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

by Edman March 6, 2005

oral massage

The act of getting the penis massaged with a females mouth

juice: can i get some money.
bitch: no.
juice: you suck!
bitch: nope, i give more of a oral massage, than sucking

by Juice Pimp June 21, 2004

elenie massacre

a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.

"OMG do you see that hooker on the corner?"
"no silly, that's just elenie massacre"

by lalatitatalala April 7, 2008

anal cahinsaw massacre

Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex

Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre

by Encoded November 5, 2006

Jevee Massacre

Any hot looking Australian scene chick whose extremely bitchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to fuck her. A "Jevee Massacre" would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. Suddenly every girl on myspace around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. People now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.

Kid1: What time is it?
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*

by brotherfucker September 30, 2007

Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017