Minecraft, 

The best game ever

Justin bieber: Hey dude Play fortnite its so good!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY I'M PLAYING minecraft,

Minecraft, by Keenerjackass October 20, 2019

minecraft girlfriend 

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

minecraft girlfriend by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020

Minecraft awesome parodys 

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.

Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely

Minecraft awesome parodys by Gizrik May 19, 2017

Minecraft veteran 

Someone who has played Minecraft in its prime time back in the day and remembers the Nether reactor core from p.e

Timmy: Are you an OG fortnite player?

Ghandhi: No,but I'm a Minecraft veteran

Timmy: Sounds gay

Ghandhi: listen hear you little shit your dad left you out of disgrace because you spend all your time playing Fortnite.

Minecraft veteran by bling_father69 October 12, 2019

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

Minecraft universal constant by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020

Minecraft YouTuber 

A gaming youtuber is a gamer who used to play Minecraft in 2012 but stopped in 2017 to play fortuite than in 2019 decided to play Minecraft again

Minecraft youtuber

Minecraft YouTuber by The real jessling master 43 August 22, 2019

Minecraft TSA 

When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.

Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.

Minecraft TSA by TheMinecraftPlaya June 8, 2013