Meghan

Meghan is the most beautful, crazy, funny, romantic, flattering, person you will ever meet. She is loyal to her best friends but will stand up to anyone who is being a bully. She criticizes herself a lot but everyone knows nothing about her criticism is true. She has crushes but doesn’t like to tell anyone...

She loves her family and friends with all her heart<3 she has a crush on usually smart, funny, guys who usually aren’t strong or muscular because those types of guys freak her out.

People may call her names in the urban dictionary but any meghan that reads this know that none of it is true!

She loves school, sports, music, art, dancing, and the typical basic things!!!

Meghan: “hi”
Jennifer:”hi!”
Meghan:”wanna come over after school?”
Jennifer:”sure”

by Jenniepug November 25, 2017

Meghan

Wifey, beeeaaaaautiful human being. Independent and headstrong. Super talented with one rocking bod!

Blonde, freckles, blue eyes, cute butt.

Ayyyyyyyy Mammi you looking foiiiinne

Dude dont cat call her! She'll beat your ass, she's a Meghan!

by Turnedonlightbulb October 4, 2017

mechanical horse

A bicycle, upon which a valiant hero will arrive in style

Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"

by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015

Mechanized Infantry

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Meshandrin

The best boyfriend in the world!! <3

Meshandrin is the best boyfriend.

by Anon1104 November 24, 2021

meehandled

To completely drop the ball and/or fuck up a situation.

My fucking worthless coworker completely meehandled his part of the project, now we will have to make bust our ass to fix it.

by MikeHonchoNiner December 14, 2010

mechanasturbation

the act of masturbating not manually but with the help of mechanical devices such as vibrators or Sybian machines.

Manual masturbation is better than mechanasturbation, I think.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2011