Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

Mars

Mars is super dumb person,someone who is named after the chocolate bar,they are super emotional and can sometimes spam till you go crazy cause you wanted to sleep,they are for some reason rly pretty an d their best friend love them no matter what and they both know Mili will come back to them,they are dumb but rly sweet and I got rly attached to them.Mars is a friend that you didn't know you needed in life and one cute thing they do is talk about anything I just find it cute.We've been together for 2 years,so much time wasted on someone like Mars.Offcourse it's a joke best days of my life i spent on texting them even tho I wanted to sleep I chose to text them ^^.

1 person:hey is that your best friend Mars
2 person:yes they are, they're so dumb
1 person: they're so pretty,I wanna be friends with them!
2 person:hey you shouldn't,Mili will kill you!

by Someonenamedmiliorsomi December 24, 2021

mar

the most awesome, coolest, GOAT , the fucking FORTNITE, MINECRAFT, ROBLOX GOD!!!!
The coolest girl in the world and the hottest fattest juiciest ass and tittes and best face. Mar supa funny and the head game fucking fire.
THE FUCKING GOAT FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!!!

Damn I wanna stick my long schlong up mars phat booty

by FART DADDY YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHB April 19, 2023

Mar

A Mar is a cute person, a cute bf and a cute bff Mar is always gonna b cute. A Mar will like to drink and smoke some weed , he will also like to drink good alcohol, but b careful cuz a Mar will be shy and if u wanna get is his good side you'll have to be careful , but when he has enough confidence he will be the best of your life

Mar is the best bf Ill ever have

by GamerBoy234 May 16, 2021

Mars

4th planet from the sun, it is very red due to iron oxyde. It could support life if you did some terraforming. It is also very cold due to it having no atmosphere and being far away from the sun.

Mars is a very cool planet, all my homies like mars.

by flopgaming October 9, 2023

mar

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream

A little lad who loves
Berries and cream
Up the octave go for it

Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream

mar: a little lad who loves berries and cream

by cause ur gay September 6, 2021

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019