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special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.
Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?
by Jakkt October 26, 2020
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Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 5, 2011
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.
Wow man you're such a Monday!
by Drew8008 December 10, 2017
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monday

monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday
bro don't annoy me i have monday plans
by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024
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Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023
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