Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018

matthew graham

A Man who is Amazing,Sweet,Caring,Handsome, Just plan perfect in every way . He's the straight blued eyed tatted.Back King. He is very good at making money.He is awesome to get along with . He is a total jokester

Have you meet Matthew Graham..? He is so handsome

by His B.A.D A.S.S B.I.T.C.H September 18, 2017

Matthew Lin

Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"

Oh look, its Matthew Lin
Is he called Matthew, or Lin?
Matthew. Lin.

by Jeb_CGS August 30, 2022

Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020

matthew rayner

idk how his thing fits into jin but ok hes very hot
matthew in ch 31??? gah dayum

matthew rayner is hot

by jinspphole November 24, 2021

William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"

ew gross its a William Matthews

by inthaweeds January 28, 2018

matthew howard

matthew howard is a rlly bad warzone player and james gimson is superior then him he is also a respected lgbtq+ patreont

matthew howard is different

by the true name of dan November 1, 2022