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Matthew

Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be

cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...
matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself
by wifey 123 October 5, 2017
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Matthew

Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter
Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u
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A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.
"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."
by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018
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matthew

An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.
Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.
by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017
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Matthew

A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.
Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice
by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017
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A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
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Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate
Yo look at Matthew!
by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018
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