March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 2, 2022

March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.

March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.

by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010

March 26

If you're born on this date, then you're a vampire who doesn't age and is extremly handsome

"You are born march 26?"
"Yes."
"How never getting old?"

by Mcexfi July 27, 2020

4th March

On this day you have to kiss or make out with your friends at least 5 times. No consequences just fun

I’m so exited for 4th March

by Charlotte_wassupp March 3, 2021

march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 6, 2009

March 16

March 16 is international short person awareness day

Hey mike, don't forget to wear blue on March 16 for international short person day

by yyyuuuiiiooopppjjjhhhtttfffsss March 14, 2020