handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.
by cum dumpster December 11, 2015
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Wang Magnet

It means Someone who is gay OR is likely to attract a lot of dick
"Your a Wang Magnet" Or "I bet your a Wang Magnet" Or "just Wang Magnet"
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A School program filled with nothing but little bitches
look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”
by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020
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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
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magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
by pen486386 May 31, 2017
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Myspace magnet

Some one who spands to much time on Myspace
Hay Cat get off Myspace you myspace magnet.
by Erick Shun N.J. August 21, 2009
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