Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.
Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”
Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”
by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018
Fake blonde Jew. She thinks she’s the shit and hates Boca. If u ever get the chance to talk to her make fun of the eagles. She also dickrides Taylor swift.
by Datdelraydude January 27, 2024
by Madiii Hater November 24, 2020
She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever
Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend
by Gehehd November 07, 2018
A place in upstate ny where all the disappointments and druggies grow up, most dollar general employees originate from there
“Does she have purple hair and a cat tail? And why is there needle marks on her arm?”
“Obviously man she’s from Madison NY”
“Obviously man she’s from Madison NY”
by Dhegegaha December 23, 2021
She is a whole spanish fishing rod. She honks when she laughs sometimes. She always wants a RedBull, and a boyfriend. She always thinks her hair is bad. 1SG yells at her and eats her food. She eats chips and feels guilty about it. She is obsessed with the band Twenty One Pilots. She short.
by Butterball_Turkey101 October 28, 2019
a weird purple thrasher shirt wearin simp, looks like darla from finding nemo
is kinda gay ngl
looks like barney the purple dino
laughs w her mouth open but no sound comes out kinda weird
"not turning out how i want to"
is kinda gay ngl
looks like barney the purple dino
laughs w her mouth open but no sound comes out kinda weird
"not turning out how i want to"
by buttandbum January 03, 2020