liquid wetsuit

Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!

Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning

by Dave the donut June 6, 2008

Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018

liquid smoke

synonym for milk

I poured some liquid smoke into my coffee.

by The Clawed Paper Towel Headset November 21, 2020

liquid evil

Either something incredibly sexual or just evil personified in a liquid.

The second one was what I meant in my definition for “second”.

Sorry.

Liquid evil—in both definitions it is 70% pure evil. 99% off, buy now.

by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis

There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-

by LLCCH February 15, 2024

Liquid bees

A bee of darkness, enemy of light.

We were just jumping for joy when the liquid bees came through, what an unpleasant suprise. As soon as the Boys of Summer finished up their tour and went back to Kansas, the liquid bees landed their spaceball ship in a warmer spot looking for somewhere to colonize, and some of them are even more vicious and wicked than the most vicious and wicked birds you ever met and never prayed for.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

Liquid Ass

When someone has explosive uncontrollable diarrhoea that usually results in the person spoiling themselves without warning

Oh I got a real bad case of liquid ass after last night burrito. I couldn’t make it to the toilet so it was running down my leg and everything

by A handlebar moustache July 5, 2020