Landeezy

A true pimp to the game. This kid get the pussy like everyday.

Damn kid, u are the landeezy!

by Darin Turner May 1, 2003

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

lancefield

A name for someone who's penis is the length of the average field

I was gobsmacked when he whipped out his Lancefield on me

by Nintendan October 31, 2017

Lane Middle School

This is your middle school located in fort wayne , IN. This school is pretty much 95% ghetto and 5% of fake people that think there the shit. Some sports are decent... SOMETIMES. But the teachers don’t care about students or their education they just want their “money”. Fights all the time .

8th grader from a private middle school/rich school: “what school do u go to?”

8th grader from lane:” i go to the hellhole lane”
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: “aren’t there gangs and fights there ?”

Lane Middle School: a trash school you don’t want to attend

by Joshia Landmor June 11, 2018

lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Lane

hiiiii

Hii lane

by angryfriend62 February 25, 2020

lancevideos

a twink. a trumpie. he has a crush on nickypoo 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓 (nance for ever).

nick: lancevideos i think you have a crush on me

lance: well yeah. im a twink

by 08lol80 July 8, 2020