Lag Skating

When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.

My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!

by FlakJack July 1, 2011

lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011

Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

Lag SGO

A sexy government that serves every time. They are amazing and work hard. Even though they are sleep deprived, they still serve when needed.

Anthony: “Woah! Did you hear that Lag SGO is coming??? They’re such good husbands.”

by lagsgo November 24, 2021

Lag

The reason you lost your Fortnite game

I hate this lag and now I came second place

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.

Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 22, 2023

lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023