Booty on Lag 

A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.

"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two

Booty on Lag by Vaererer February 24, 2012

On the lag 

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

On the lag by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

take a lag by rm84 October 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Lag 

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

Schrödinger's Lag by BoneZonelol October 8, 2020

my ar lag 

owned by ports hell

my ar lag is ports hells slut

my ar lag by A nigga with no hands April 27, 2022

Chalmer’s Lag 

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

Chalmer’s Lag by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

its just lag 

An excuse for an exploiter or hacker to justify their cheats

if you where to see someone hacking and they say "Its just lag bro! i swear!" then you know that mf lying

its just lag by menliker October 12, 2023