Lamp

A Lamp that loves to be all 'Bubbly' and hippies used to use them to Masturbate with in the 60's period. They where sold america wide in a contract with the Us Army to try and brainwash people into joining the Army for crappy pay & Conditions. You've All Seen that Movie! The one with Mel Gibson and the Blood and the death of Lots of American Fuckwits (Go Viatnam!).

American Fuckwit #1: "Hey wow... A Lava Lamp...Hey.. wanna Join the Army?"
American Fuckwit #2:"Sure!"

"Hey Man... Are thooose Bubbles turning you on duuude? Yeaahh totally, there so spaced out...Maaaan..."

by The Cookiemonster August 9, 2006

furry purple wiggle lamp

a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure

"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"

by pati September 14, 2006

Lamp(loveless)

wealest school in the gump for losers and nerds

L.a.m.p. sucks

by Pimpen May 17, 2003

Lamping

When you use a lamp you are lamping

I'm lamping In my closet

by Discovery chanel December 11, 2016

Lamp shade

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy

Your just a lamp shade

by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

Lampshade

when people eat wierd unknown things

Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas

by loverfun678 August 13, 2011

lampart

Noun: A Whale's vaginal area that normally cums a lot.

A word created by mages of the 10th series shadows. (Lol)

DAMN MOM! look at the size of that lampart!

Seize the lampart mages! Quickly!

by Killa dude April 7, 2007