Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020

Input Lag

The stage between sober and tipsy.

Dave: Are you tipsy yet?

John: Nah just some input lag.

by MrShrok November 1, 2023

Lag Wheeler

A Lag Wheeler is a player who combines spinning or running in circles, with connection issues to other players, (I.E. lag, frame rate drops, etc.), in order to become an unstoppable killing-machine, and a little bitch.

"Trust me, don't go near that guy."
"Why?"
"He's a goddamn Lag Wheeler."
"Shit son."

by Drewdler July 9, 2016

Nav-Lag

When using GPS or navigation apps and the app tells you you’re 30 minutes away and still says you’re 30 minutes away 15 minutes into your trip.

Dude! We’ve been driving for an hour and waze still says We’re 30 minutes away. We must have some serious Nav-Lag.

by MayorSnowman February 16, 2020

who lagged back

a certain fellow just lagged back. do you know who?

“didnt vitaaal say that one thing about who lagged back”

by bwepis April 27, 2022

Lag

The reason you lost your Fortnite game

I hate this lag and now I came second place

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023