knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Knifing Party

When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.

The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.

A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.

That knifing party was so intense last night.

by Elton Axton October 8, 2020

Noranda hot knife

While pussy slamming partner from behind and re-entry is a bit askew subsequently burying it in her ass.

The fun had gone out of our relationship so I surprised her with a Noranda hot knife

by Hot Cox November 6, 2012

ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually

ill stab you with ikea knife

by Aanya ok February 5, 2022

Navaja Knife

Shit Knife In Counter-Strike

Person 1: KNIFE!!!!

Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT

Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**

by Mongoosey April 30, 2021

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024