Kentucky

A Midwestern state in the United States of America. It has a population of roughly 4 million people, with the largest city being Louisville (Pop. 690,000). The next is Lexington with well over 266,000; then Owensboro with a population of 54,000, and Bowling Green with 49,000 people.
Kentucky is a state with a lot of Southern flavor and culture. However, there is also quite a bit of Northern/Midwestern influence and transplanted culture as well. It is also one out of four "Commonwealths". Overall, Kentucky is a midwestern state with mixtures of North and South, consisting of a very rich history and strong agriculture, growing products like tobacco, corn, soybeans, and green beans, raising the world's finest horses, and brewing the most bourbon in the entire Nation.

The people in Kentucky are very friendly and fun-loving.

by The Loyal Bush Legionary April 5, 2005

Kentucky

A place where you’re more likely to die from a heroine overdose than support yourself on the state’s retirement system. A place where you think the education system couldn’t get any worse, but then it does. Kentucky is a place where the citizens stupidity is only overshadowed by their willingness to be losers for thei entire lives.

Kentucky is the worst fucking state in the entire known universe and is full of fucking losers that will never be anything more than the welfare recipients that they are.

by Eatadickky March 6, 2019

Kentucky

As a person living in Glasgow Kentucky for two years I think it's safe to say that Kentucky is full of hilljacks, rednecks, inbreeders, and various other human rodentia. Being from the north (I'll be damned if this is a Northern state) I have heard "Yankee" comments more than enough, and often hear the "n-word" as well (discrimination is the state hobby). That is not to say that it isn't a scenic state with some nice places (Louisville, Lexington, Cinci-Metro)but I don't count them as actually being part of Kentucky. Also, the State taxes in KY are more severe than any I have encountered due to the inability of the Kentucky legislature to balance a budget. Another interesting fact is that while their motto is 'Where education pays!', teachers are not allowed a writeoff on state taxes for classroom expenses. A much better motto would be 'Kentucky - Say there boy, hows about we go over yonder and fuck ourselves sum chikens?'

1.) Northerner: "Could I ask why you pulled me over, I didn't realize I was speeding."
Kentucky Trooper: "Boy you got a purdy mouth"

2.) Kentuckian: "Boy you Yankees sho thinks you is so smart. I betchee kaint tell which of these chickens is roosters and which is hens."

Northerner: Sorry, I can't understand a word your saying.

Kentuckian: "Dey all be hens stupid, I aint fuckin me no male chickens. Gidderdun!"

by Douglas Terrance Waterford III May 13, 2005

Eastern Kentucky University

School in Richmond, Kentucky. Home of the Colonels. Has many colleges of such things as business, technology, education, public safety, and arts & sciences. Often considered the red (or in this case marron) headed step child of the University of Kentucky.

I couldn't get into UK so I go to Eastern Kentucky University.

by Andy June 15, 2004

Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

by ImanAzol December 22, 2016

Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet

Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2010

KENTUCKY TUXEDO

AN OUTFIT CONSISTING OF A BLUE JEAN JACKET AND CUT OFF BLUE JEAN SHORTS. LOOKS BEST WORN WITH A MULLET, WHITE SHOES AND TUBE SOCKS.

CHRIS: I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THAT GOODY GOODY EMILY TONIGHT..

NATHAN: MAN, SHE'S HIGH CLASS.

CHRIS: SHOOT, I BETTER BUST OUT THE KENTUCKY TUXEDO THEN!!

by NATE..O May 8, 2010