daniel vs joseph

This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.

Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win

by Will winks July 20, 2016

JOSEPH!

The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.

Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!

by MoonlightKing May 7, 2016

Joseph

Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife

Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.

by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015

Paul Joseph Watson

Paul Joseph Watson, also known by his initials PJW, is a British wanker and far-right soyboy that says and does a lot of dumb shit, including but not limited to:

- Working at InfoWars and being Alex Jones' bitch
- Constantly praising and defending misogynist rapist Andrew Tate
- Thinking white people are oppressed
- Denying climate change
- Being an anti-masker and anti-vaxxer during the COVID pandemic
- Spreading fake news
- Being British
- Being cuntish towards minority groups
- Being especially cuntish towards Arabs and Muslims
- Thinking he is an alpha male

And the list goes on...

"Paul Joseph Watson sucks ass
- Everyone

by FuckVladimirPutin February 11, 2023

joseph brown

A strange person who favorite phrase is say I won't. Also very... Inappropriate

That Joseph brown told me to tell him that he wouldn't dickslap me

by the queen of your souls January 14, 2018

Joseph

Joseph is a super funny boy that will always make you smile and will always be there for you no matter what the circumstances any girl that will manage to get their hands on him will be the luckiest. He normally falls for a Diana and they will mostly be shorter than him and they will be the cutest funniest best couple ever. Normally they have the best sex Nd they have it often. Joseph is a smart boy that likes cars Nd driving fast.

Is that Joseph over there driving fast

Yep that’s him and he has his girl in the passenger seat

by Gods plan6789 May 16, 2018

Joseph

A fucking nerd who needs a gf. Love you tho

"You fucking dweeb, you're such a joseph"

by Squishthesquasg July 9, 2018