Jonathan

I'm a bad bitch, fuck the bitch (Uh)
Bitch get slick, I'ma cut the bitch
I'm a bad bitch, suck some dick (Okay)
If that bitch get slick, I'll cut the bitch
I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch (Okay)
Had to fuck up the bitch, man, fuck the bitch
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch
When we say "Fuck the bitch," dick up the bitch
She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch
Still draggin' her so don't pick up the bitch
Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch
Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch

Gayyyyyyy

Jonathan is the bitch!!!

by Lol_80_3 November 23, 2021

Jonathan Perez

chill ass nigga

Jonathan perez is a chill ass nigga and the realest nigga you ever gon meet.

by Carlos jr3 November 21, 2023

Jonathan

a term used for gay men

Wow, look at that Jonathan over there

by dkajflsklasjfka December 22, 2022

Jonathan

the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.

girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would

by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

jonathan

a handsome greek god

wow he’s so hot that must be jonathan

by slutfor July 21, 2022

jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017