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Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.
Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.
by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021
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DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.
Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”
by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023
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Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success
by Hello2orld February 29, 2020
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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed
hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers
by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019
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sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.
by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015
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