A 80 year old bafoon who likes sniffing girls hair, has a son addicted to coke, cheated on a nationwide election, and is the president of the United States.
by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023
Get the Joe Bidenmug. Person 1: VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BIDEN 2024
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public
by comma4 April 5, 2024
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Get the Frick Joe Bidenmug. by Daddy Joe November 8, 2020
Get the Joe bidenmug. After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug. The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.
by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025
Get the Joe Bidenmug. Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
Get the Sloppy Joe Bidenmug.