by Mr Tamay May 24, 2020
Horrible at eating but great when it comes to plastic surgery this boy or girl is a real suck up and is probably going to get a bad disease the only thing he eats is pickles.
Jeremy the pickle lover.
by Anna Siebeneicher November 27, 2019
by romancatholic500 May 02, 2023
Guy who plays the game metal gear rising. Can typically see him running and soaping on a school rail. Cames his friends are gay to hind the fact that he is actually gay. No one likes him hanging out with a jeremy makes you want to jam you head though a noose and hang yourself. Has a big dick and is unknown to most people. "Yeah I know him but I dont know him" literally sonic the hedgehog. Sucks tons of cock all the time. And most importantly does wear pants, only shorts.
"Dude was that jeremy, what I dont know I never seen him" "yeah jeremy kicked his ass while using edgy game quotes" "I want to see Jeremy's dick"
by Whoisthisidk21 September 29, 2018
Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.
by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 02, 2021
The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 21, 2020