Jake

A tall, handsome, extremely caring man. Jake (not Jacob) is a unique individual with a huge heart. He loves animals, friends, and has empathy beyond the common person. He will also be witty, a music lover, and sensitive to how his clothes fit. You will always catch him listening into music in the shower. His great personality will match his extremely good looks— being tall, lean, with olive skin and dark hair. If you meet a Jake, never let him go.

Wow did you see that handsome man who helped push that broken down car out of the road? He must be a Jake

by Mr boogies November 14, 2021

jake102

Another word for a menace or some shit ion know

Cashier: who r u buying this dog food for?
guy: What do you think? my Zebra?
Some random person on the internet: bros jake102's grandpa

by chuusmatress August 14, 2023

Jake

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Cute, Handsome, and funny.
Every girls dream guy.

Jake= Cute, Funny, Amazing

That guy is such a Jake

by 애교짱 June 25, 2014

Jake

Jake is the most amazing person in the world. He is kind, sweet, funny, loving, and really fun to be around. He will always try to comfort you if you are scared or worried. He will also make you happier when you are sad or depressed. He cares a lot for his friends and the girls he dates. My boyfriends name is Jake and I'lol tell you that he is the best boyfriend that I have ever had. Jake is amazing in so many ways. You could get lost in his eyes for hours, or you can fall for him just by passing him in the halls. He is the sweetest, most trustworthy person I have ever met and he is my favorite person ever. I love Jake so much!💖💖

"Who is that?"
"That's Jake!"
What's he like?"
"I can tell you one thing, he is a GREAT boyfriend!"

by Rhorst05 February 17, 2017

Jake from State farm

Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.

Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.

by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017

Jake Pearson

A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.

Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.

Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.

He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.

"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia

by vengefulmoose February 7, 2010

Jake

HOly fuck he is a Greek god. He has the greatest hair. Nicest jawline. Perfect nose. Twinkling eyes. He is fucking beautiful. But his personality is what makes him the best. He is the greatest best friend and the most loving guy you will ever meet. He is so daddY IN BED. fuck.

Girl: Jake made me scream so loud I forgot I had a voice the next morning.

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Boy: oh fuck I'm screwed. Jake is so cute.

by rose given by daddy May 16, 2017