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Regal Juice

(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).

All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.
Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"

Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."
by Hunchnia January 3, 2017
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$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.
A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017
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dad juice

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(
by puzzytank April 19, 2017
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bex juice

An alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.
Woah, I think I drank too much bex juice last night!
by Bex8522 May 7, 2017
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Moob juice

The juices that are ejaculated from a males moobs
Yo dude, my shirt is covered in moob juice
by Donaldtrumppppp October 20, 2017
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nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.
My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.
by Ballboy October 24, 2017
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Slav Juice

Another word commonly used for Vodka, rarely used in Slav countries
"Hey Mike, pass the Slav Juice"
by Legit not a troll December 19, 2017
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