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joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!
This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!
by rj belvines March 30, 2008
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Joodie

A term for a cigarette.
Lets go on a joodie run after school.
I'm going out for a joodie break.
by The supplier#1 February 25, 2010
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joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable
Fuck off I have joostflu
by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016
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jooh

jooh is an informal name which explain a friendship,
a girl can call a fellow girl jooh as she mean a friend like wise to boys, even boy can call a girl jooh an vice versa
hi how ar you? How have you been? Long time no see you i miss you jooh
by zoohan February 7, 2018
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reza joon mom

gypsy eyebrow painter mail thief.
yo, reza joon mom stole my petra
by babyrazor July 20, 2003
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hoopa joop

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop
by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006
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joot

Joot's original meaning was a qualifying term for bodily fluid.
Then it became Joota, used to describe a Good looking woman.
Now Joot can be used to describe anything.
That woman is one find piece of Joot
Oh dear Ive got some Joot on my shoe
That guy plays some good Joot.
Look at that Joota across the road.....Twoot twoot
Aw that car is Jooted
by Astroboy July 18, 2008
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