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Jesus toke

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.
Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.
by latino_hipster November 28, 2014
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Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.
"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus
by StoveX November 5, 2021
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jesus space

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.
When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.
by antaikronik March 23, 2009
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Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.
by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009
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Weird Jesus

a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011
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Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
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Jesus Jeri

Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did

Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Person 1: I just bought tickets to a concert for tomorrow!

Person 2: Jesus Jeri!!
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
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