When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.
by latino_hipster November 28, 2014
Get the Jesus tokemug. by StoveX November 5, 2021
Get the Mach Jesusmug. That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.
When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.
by antaikronik March 23, 2009
Get the jesus spacemug. The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.
by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009
Get the Jesus Skatermug. a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011
Get the Weird Jesusmug. (n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
Get the Pelican Jesusmug. Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
Get the Jesus Jerimug.