Jason 

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

Jason by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

Jason 

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.

Wow! That Jason really does suck!

Jason by Asylum143 March 19, 2023

Jason 

Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.

Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.

Jason by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023

Jason 

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

Jason by The Niggar April 12, 2023

Jason 

Lil boi

"Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"

Jason by Pupjackie April 20, 2023

jason 

jason can be a sweet guy for the most part. He probably has a avoidant attachment style and has daddy issues. He probably is gonna make you wait for him for six months and then say he don’t want u but oh well🤞🏼

jason is a faggot

jason by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023

jason 

jason can be nice sometimes. He proby has avoidant attachment style and daddy issues, He’s probably also gonna make you wait for him for 6 months and then tell you he doesn’t want you then send you this really confusing paragraph that says you make him smile and blush but he doesn’t want a relationship w you he just wants to treat you like his gf but he doesn’t want a actual relationship. This probably is gonna hurt you and make you overthink but you generally don’t think he gives a fuck.

jason is a faggot

jason by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023