Jade 

Jade is a girl who is the most beautiful, most kindest, most caring, most loving, most intelligent, most nurturing, most amazing, most awesome girl you will ever luckily have the chance of seeing or meeting in your life. She is a cherry blossom, she is light in the darkness, she is the reason for your smile, she is that safe person you will always go to, she is the one who comes up with both the good and the bad ideas, she will be a good and a bad influence, she will make sure she shows you who is boss and she knows when you are lying, she knows what, where, and why and who, etc...

Don't mess with Jade. She will win.
Make a Jade happy. Treat her right and she will make you the happiest person on earth.

Wow. Jade is just so awesome and so beautiful.

Jade by Lovatic_22 October 11, 2019

Jade 

The name of the sweetest girl ever.
The girl I like the most, my favorite person, my gorgeous darling.

Oh yeah, I'm a lesbian. Long live the lesbians.

Jade is the cutest person ever.

Jade by Beech Jude October 22, 2019

Jaden 

sex.

'Jaden'
'sex.'

Jaden by sexjaden September 13, 2021

sara-jade 

A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.

"OMG did you break your leg?"
"No I'm just a Sara-jade >:)"

sara-jade by Trollswag69345 October 12, 2013

Jade Turtle 

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.

'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"

Jade Turtle by Dr Knob September 24, 2010

hailie jade MATHERS 

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!

p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL

hailie jade MATHERS by BRANDY November 30, 2003

Jadden 

An idiot that no matter what manages to steal your heart but doesn't care to give it back. He can be attractive if he tries and can sometimes act like a manhoe. Even though he bounces from girl to girl, he loves to friend zone (even sister zone) girls.

Girl 1:What's wrong?
Girl 2:Jadden's are so heartless...I love him and hate him so much! He's such a manhoe

Jadden by Onlyfoolsfall4u April 21, 2018