Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Greg

Who names their kid greg

Gideon: who it that

Nola: that is greg
Gideon: wtf who names their child that!?!

by XxxJust_this_girl_69Xxx March 9, 2019

greg

the largest and fastest growing army on the internet, do not look that up it is true

"greg is the fastest growing army on youtube, don't look that up"

by doomguy24 November 29, 2020

Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence

If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones

by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023

Greg

A simp from diary of a wimpy kid

Greg is a huge simp

by Smsjsndbdhdnnd March 25, 2020

Greg

nice try greg!

greg ate manny

by tardagain December 28, 2020