Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

by Every monday May 23, 2024

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024
