Intellectual

Intellectuals are those who:

- Enjoy art and literature nobody else cares about, and think they are superior to everyone else because of it
- Believe education should serve some undefined "higher purpose" than preparing people for the real world
- Claim that language is a beautiful art form rather than a means of communication
- Love to argue that capitalism is evil despite having no understanding of basic economics
- Dream of living anywhere but where they actually do live; usually a far less affluent society
- Believe that our own society is degrading or becoming a cultural wasteland, because people would rather watch TV than go see a play written in the 1600's
- Are the most fiery supporters of evolution, yet dislike people who pursue their evolutionary desires
- Convince themselves to hate parties and sports to cover up their lack of social/athletic ability
- Can't stand the idea of leaving their tiny bubble that is academia
- Believe that anyone who enjoys sports must be a mindless jock with the IQ of a gorilla
- Love to advertise how much they "think for themselves," yet somehow always agree with each other on everything

Not to be confused with the word "intelligent"

The philosophy ph.D takes great pride in being an intellectual.

by mesnj January 26, 2011

Incel Energy

The loud and obnoxious energy emitted by someone who will never experience any meaningful romantic relationship. Despite the energy speaking for itself they will also make it loud and clear for everyone around them. People with incel energy will maintain their incel energy despite being in a relationship and achieving sex.

person 1: “ugh that dude is such an incel”
person 2: “but wasn't he just bragging about having sex with his girlfriend?”
person 1: “he still has incel energy.”

by TheBigKinTruthSeeker July 16, 2021

incel

an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy

"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.

by angrywomandefineswords August 2, 2021

Intellectual Masturbation

Talking about important subjects rationally and objectively and making perfect sense but not taking action towards helping the situations.

Examples of Intellectual Masturbation: Saying things like "If all the rich people in the world gave X % of their money, a lot of world problems would be solved." , or "The money that goes into American Idol could save millions of lives." without doing anything about the issues.

by JohnSmith532452452 October 24, 2015

Incel

People that are salty because they get no bitches

I hate that guy because that lady finds him hot and doesn't doesn't like me

- said Fusser the incel

by nopussman224 January 24, 2022

united nation intelligence taskforce

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

by Cyrill July 30, 2006

sexual intellectual

a person who knows a lot about sex. Not just having it(though that is the best way to learn) Not only from the primal perspective but also on a scientific and intellectual level. This person knows about and can discuss sex from a practical point of view.

Jill: Why does a woman get wet when she's having sex?
Kate: I dont kno. Ask Melly, She's the sexual intellectual

by Dedi November 25, 2007