Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose
cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on
water, it just capsizes.
salesman: so u wanna buy the
ian small
boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the
ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis