slug hunting

The gay act of searching for oiled uncircumcised penis.

Me and my boyfriend Carlos are going slug hunting in Key West this weekend.

by Holeymoley66 December 20, 2024

slug hunting

The act of gay men searching for oiled uncircumcised penises at a party.

Me and my boyfriend Carlos are slug hunting in Key West this weekend.

by Holeymoley66 December 20, 2024

duct hunting

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.

"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."

by dave moon February 13, 2025

Dick hunting season

A girl that is always horny and is dick crazy she's always hunting for new dick.

That girl is always looking for new to it must be dick hunting season

by Miss Squirts Alot May 1, 2025

Blue Rhino Hunting

The act of going out late at night going to a quary putting a propane tank in the water and then shooting at it with tracer bullets.

Bro, u missed out on a great night of Blue Rhino Hunting the explosions were so leet!

by Jdrews April 1, 2011

Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.

Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021