The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

Religiously homeless

An expression used to refer to either
1: an individual who does not belong to any particular faith
2: an individual who belongs to a certain type of faith that has multiple subgroups in it, like Christianity, but is not currently committed to attending services from any particular church ran by a specific faith

Danny is religiously homeless for while he identifies as being a Hindu, but is not currently attending any temple ran by any of the specific religious groups that are part of that faith.

by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways

Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!

by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022

sherlock homeless

a misspell of the popular TV show: Sherlock Holmes.

some people intentionally spell it sherlock homeless, as an expression of sarcasm or dislike.

have you seen sherlock Holmes?

you mean sherlock homeless. nah it's boring.

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it

Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him

by Racoomer March 17, 2022

Holiday homecation

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022