Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 22, 2010

Holding up four fingers

You're a homosexual

*see's a person holding up four fingers in math class* "Omg a fa-"

by Spfap May 1, 2022

holding up 2 fingers

this means you love that one person more then anything

Wow look romeo is holding up 2 fingers, he must really love someone

by abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvywz July 26, 2022

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 17, 2006

the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold

A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."

That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.

by ohmykey October 2, 2009

hold your hair back

A demonstration of friendlove.

If you move away, who's gonna hold my hair back for me?

by emjava April 28, 2005

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003