Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

Helmet

The name Hannah Baker in the original Netflix series "13 Reasons Why" gives Clay Jenson

"Clay. helmet... your name does not belong on this list.

by catnoelle April 22, 2017

nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020