harshmaned

building up the courage to pity fuck a fat bitch and then she boots you and ghosts you. your intentions were to smash and dash because you felt bad for her although you were blindsided/T-Boned/bushwhacked, because she kicked you out and never spoke to you again. really shatters your self esteem and you are now to scared to ever pity fuck a fat bitch again.

Jay: AHHHH, i’ve been harshmaned

Reyde: that’s to bad bro you shouldn’t have tried to give back to the community like that.

Jay: I’ll never pity fuck a fat bitch again after being booted by chelsea

by BoyJohn April 23, 2022

Hashbrown

When you’ve stuffed hash up your ass and after you take it out, you have a shit that makes you high.

Dude why are your eyes so red? I just did a hashbrown man.

by Robinass1 April 28, 2022

Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit

Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'

by PJai October 22, 2022

Harshmello

Someone who brings down a room quick. A party proper.

Todd: "I want to travel! "

Dave: "This is a bad time considering the economy."

Todd: "Dave, don't be such a harshmello."

by Irisi13 August 28, 2022

Hashey

Miss Hashey? You guys don't know her? She's perfect in ever way and an up and coming celebrity so urban dictionary should approve this. She is funny and beautiful and is the coolest person in the entire world. She has the biggest heart out of every celebrity in the world. #1, top tier celebrity for sure.

Who's that beautiful and smart celebrity?

Do you live under a rock? Oh, that's Hashey!

by I'm That Bitch 00123 August 28, 2022

HarshMoment

When you suck terribly bad at video games it gives you a HarshMoment.

Conceding 2 goals in 10 minutes was such a HarshMoment for me

by jokinglytrue September 5, 2022

HashedHag

Old lady that doesn't understand social media lingo

I am a very old lady and may or may not know jujitsu.

#HashedHag

by Kylizm September 12, 2022