off the handle

Being crazy, insane or stupid.

"Dude your completely off the handle"

by Da Boss03 February 7, 2018

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Classy Gentleman's Handkerchief

Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.

Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,

by The Bro13 August 14, 2009

Handruff

The state in which your hands are excessively dry and skin peels off, similar to dandruff.

"Man, put some lotion on you have total handruff."

by AriaK January 5, 2010

left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.

Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010