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Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!
by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018
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Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011
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human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"
by The Emperor of Thunder September 18, 2012
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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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human Lunesta

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.
by NOVA girl May 24, 2011
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I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.
I, Human: The queue is empty right now.
by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 11, 2019
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