Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

Human Playback

A setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it. In other words, Human Playback adds rubato and mood to your compositions.

Human Playback can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of Human Playback styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.

Josh added Baroque Human Playback to his piano sonata and he liked how the half-notes were held longer along with the trills being slower.

by pianoman88 October 17, 2008

I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.

I, Human: The queue is empty right now.

by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.

Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”

by TheBoscats August 6, 2018