Heselius

A person with a huge cock

Damn that Heselius is packing a real treat

by PhysicLayers September 8, 2023

Herstedøster

Herstedøster is a part of Albertslund, where the rich in Albertslund live in Villas. They also have a football team, with the name: Herstedøster IC, the best club in Albertslund!

Filippa: "Ohhh look hes from "Herstedøster"!"
Maya: "Yeahh your right, he looks rich!"

by Dælle_Wak.Wak 2 September 22, 2023

Herters

1972 Herters snowmobile, came from a catalog store, and would have to assemble it yourself when it arrived.

Herters snowmobile, because of the bumps you encounter. 440 Sachs, and it’s faster than a worm.

by Sbcking November 4, 2023

Helter Skelter

1). The one Beatles song that may have been the first metal song to ever grace the world.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.

Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Heated dump

When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.

John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.

by JrDips December 25, 2023

Hesperia Howler

The sound that comes out of your throat when you get a Ponderosa from your man.

So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.

by Whatisyourexcuse December 31, 2023

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024