Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.

"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg

Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks

Greg you crack head

by Afghan June 23, 2019

Greg

The fastest growing army on YouTube.

Danny: "Whats up Greg."

by manwhoneedshelp February 3, 2021

Greg

Changbin love Greg

Greg is love, Greg is life

Ps. You are not Greg, stop pretending

Changbin on vlive: I love you, Greg

Stays on twt: I am Greg

by Not shy not me October 16, 2020

Gregging

The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.

Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!

by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023

Greg

Greg is a very cool person yeaahhh B-)

-Zamnnn is that Greg?
-Nah Greg is way more awesome than him

by Gregisawesome November 19, 2021

Greg

Greg is a little simple soul. He enjoys playing, biking, referencing things he's never read, responding to emails from his classmates, -- I'm polish baby --. You imagine when you're talking to him, that in a past life he probably enjoyed the company of naked mole rats, but now he's settled for the human species neither from which he's apart, nor to which he's a part.

Hi, ich bin Student, und heiße Greg, und will dich bumsen! translation: Hi I'm a student, named Greg, who wants to fuck you!

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020