it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

A buffer interjection of comic relief to be used at a proper time when one sees a friendly group conversation starting to turn awry. A seemingly innocent question that the group then engages in and forgets their ill-intended and possibly meaningless aggression and attempt to answer a simple non-meaningful question.

Bill (heated): I'm telling you, Johnny. You can't be pro-abortion, anti-Isreal, pro-union and a feminist at the same time.

Johnny: Bill, so you're saying that I have no rights to the 2nd amendment, be against child labor laws, while being a card-carrying member of the IRA?

Nick (interjecting): So, Who's Gonna Win the Superbowl This Year?

Bill: It's gotta be the Chiefs this year.

Johnny: No way! It's the Bills, man!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

One day, I am gonna grow wings

Originating from the song “Let Down” by Radiohead, this phrase can be interpreted in different ways. In mid-May of 2025, the phrase went viral due to its various interpretations. Some say it can represent death, while others say it represents freedom. It could also mean finally being happy, or finally growing. It all depends on what you think/interpret it.

Radiohead: “One day, I am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction: hysterical and useless…”

by httpslies June 29, 2025

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024