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The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
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Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
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CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022
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chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
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late night gardening

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana
by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010
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