garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.

Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

garbage man

whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal

Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??

Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!

Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?

Guy #2: yeah! great week!!

by Jay Cadwallader September 30, 2008

Gobble your garbage

Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.

"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."

"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."

"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."

by The Lanzer April 18, 2010

Summer garbage time

A condition when the final weeks of summer are comprised mostly of rain or other poor weather, limiting the ability for people to perform outside activities. Condition commonly occurs in the Northeastern US. During summer garbage time, most people will give up on summer activities such as going to the pool and start stocking up on pumpkin-spiced food items.

The forecast is for rain and clouds all of next week and through Labor Day weekend. It looks like we’re in summer garbage time.

by Rick Cunningham August 19, 2021

garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.

by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

Garbage Garski

A girl who likes to have fun who occasionally fucks friend groups and gets kicked out of weddings and doesn’t give a fuck about anything.

Garbage Garski knows how to party

by Jj fink February 21, 2022

garbage bagged

1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!

2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!

1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"

2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"

by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011