Gabe

Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
by yes, i am a bitch June 18, 2018
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Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 03, 2019
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Gabe is a funny and goofy fellow, he like to be silly and he flirts with all the girls in school. He is very good looking and confident in his self. Gabe is a kind person even though he acts like a bad boy. Don’t ever loose a Gabe in your life.
Girl: “ Woah! Who is that?”
Me: “ Gabe, my future husband!”
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An emo 15 year old boy who can't decide what he wants in life. He like likes to pose for pictures the same way every time. He has a girlfriend who will shove a spoon down a bitches throat if she messes with him or her😊
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!
"Tru dat hoes" -Gabes girlfriend
"Gabe you can fuck yourself" -sierra muthu fukin Liggett 🖕
by Suckmydickist January 02, 2019
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A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.
Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"
by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022
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Gabe is life. Gabe is everyone’s will to live. Gabe is the reason the world is still spinning
Thank Gabe!
by rdwardkuw June 21, 2022
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A kid that just smokes weed with his friends and his best friend is Antonio
by lilgimmy75 September 18, 2020
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