The Key Goblin

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object

Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin

by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.

“Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”

by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023

Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009

shit goblin

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.

geeze you look like a shit goblin!

by sarah j. April 22, 2006

Goofing off

Another word for masturbating

Maddi loves goofing off she could do it all night long (and she does) !!!!!

by Hippo69 January 1, 2019

Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

by Roseboy May 16, 2022

Cock Goblin

More commonly known as a "dick monster", is one who partakes in the scarfing of many cocks.

-Do you think she'd put out?
-I'm pretty sure, I heard shes a Cock Goblin.

by Bearded_Man May 28, 2010