The Weird Porn Game

An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.

Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.

by J Riley July 18, 2008

fuck this for a game of soldiers

English phrase in an undesirable situation often used in resignation or denial. Translates as the American goddammit or fuck this. Common in Belfast as "game of soldiers" but in England is interchangeable with "Bugger this for a lark".

Ed:Let's set fire to the toilet!
Ian:Fuck off!
Ed:Go on! No one'll know.
Ian:Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

by Matthew The Greater January 6, 2008

The Penis Showing Game

The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.

The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.

In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.

Here are the positions:

1. "The Flash And Go"

The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.

2. "The Brain"

Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.

3. "The Bat Wing"

This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.

4. "The Goat"

What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.

Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."

So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.

by T[-]eory May 2, 2006

Pull game

(Noun) the ability a male has to attract and woman and ultimately fuck her.

A person with strong pull game attracts many women, a person weak pull game attracts few women.

"Did you see all those babes that George was hanging out with at that party?"
"Yeah he fucked 3 of them."
"His pull game is strong!"

by Tittsburg December 30, 2014

A game

a)A player's(or his lesser counterparts) best game, one usually brings his A game when the women are more attractive and therefore a greater challenge. Derived from the letter grade in school, "A"

b)The term can also be used for other definitions of game

a)"didn't get her number?"
"She just didn't see my A game"
"She didn't see your B or C game either."

b)"better bring your A game for the halo tournament"

by vargaszm October 18, 2006

Game cube

Properly spelled "Gamecube." Abbreviated as "GCN."

Nintendo's most recent gaming platform. Including components made by ATI and IBM. Has had such hit titles as Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Mario Kart: Double Dash, and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Often thought of by the less informed as a console with games only appealing to children, a wholly incorrect assumption.

"Did you bring over your Gamecube?"
"The Resident Evil remake was a hit on the GCN."

by Hamurabi July 25, 2004

The Penis Game

A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.

*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!

by blorphablorg87 October 21, 2009